mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...