Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...