Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...