Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!