New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...