Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...