User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...