George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.