Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...