What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...