Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...