Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...