True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...