Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...