A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...