First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...