Bank robber stealing
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What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.