Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...