A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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Learning a lesson
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You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
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HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
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Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...