Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...