A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....