He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...