Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...