The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...