Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...