Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...