Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...