The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...