Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...