Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...