Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!