The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...