I’ll get you next slime!
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Travel on the plane
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Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.