The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...