What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...