The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...