Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...