The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.