Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...