How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...