Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...