How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
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Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...