All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...