Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...