I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...