Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”