His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...