Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...