Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...