Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...