Ear
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...