A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...