redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...